THE WEDDING TEST

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> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
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> and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
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> decided to get married. There was only one
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> little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
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> younger sister.
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> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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> tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
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> would regularly bend down when she was near
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> me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
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> be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
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> near anyone else.
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> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
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> ome over to check the wedding invitations. She was
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> alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
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> had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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> overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
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> before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
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> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
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> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
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> you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
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> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
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> up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
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> and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
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> opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
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> Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing
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> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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> said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
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> little test. We couldn't ask for a better
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> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
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> And the moral of this story is:
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> Always keep your c*ndoms in your car.