Todays Lesson

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

The Corona Beer

While you can find many types of alcoholic drinks beer is one drink that is very popular with lots of people. Of the many types the Mexican beer verities are also quite popular. These beers from Mexico are ones that we are very familiar with. You have probably heard the names of these beers. They include beers like c.b., Anheuser-Busch beer varieties, Negra Modelo and others.

While you are probably going to find many different types of beer that you can drink while you are in Mexico these are the main verities for the most part. c.b. which is enjoyed in lots of countries is brewed in Grupo Modelo. This is the largest brewery that you will find in Mexico.
The beer that is produced by this brewery is of the highest quality.

The main countries where you will find people drinking different types of c.b. includes Canada, the US, Japan, Australia and even England. There are variations to the c.b. that is drunk by quite a lot of people.

While Corona Beer is very popular with beer lovers in different parts of the world, in Mexico there are certain domestic beer types which are firm favorites with the Mexicans themselves. These local beers are well known in various corners of Mexico.
C.b. has a large international following of enthusiastic lovers of its refreshing taste. The many connoisseurs of beer will tell you that this beer has a light, dry taste to it. You will it seems be able to taste the hops and malt which has been used to brew this excellent beer.

Now to make sure that your drinking experience of Corona Beer can be enjoyed at anytime of the day you should make sure that you have chilled the beer and then serve it with a slice of lime or lemon. The sour tasting citrus slices will enhance your appreciation of the different varieties of Corona Beer.

Besides drinking c.b. on its own this beer is also a fantastic accompaniment to fresh seafood and other light tasting food dishes. For a beer that is fabulous with food and friends there is no other choice that you can make. Try any of the Corona Beer varieties and see how well they fit into your day’s schedule. Once you have tried Corona beer you will never be satisfied with drinking anything else, as nothing is smoother than a Corona Beer.
Article source: ContentLog.com

Competition Time

I want to create abit of buzz around the net....so I am creating the first student geezer competition...

Basically all you have to do is send an email to the address below and write 'I want to win a prize'.. the winner will be chosen randomly and will receive season 1 of skins on DVD

The catch is the competition is only going to stand if I get at least 30 entrys so tell all your friends. the winner will be announced March 31st and the prize will be sent once the winner is chosen and they send their delivery details.

So write I want to win a prize to studentgeezer.competition@googlemail.com

Only available for U.K residents.....Get those emails coming in.

Nadine Velazquez From My Name Is Earl

WOW!!!! Now all fans of My Name Is Earl know she is drop dead gorgeous, now the latin beauty has down a shoot for the guys over at fhm check it out here......http://www.fhm.com/Site/Girls/CoverGirls/Article.aspx?Gallery=4560&Picture=1&GirlID=34820

No More Soggy Cereal, Fella!

The eatmecrunchy bowl from the online retailer firebox.com. This cool item separates your milk and cereal till you are ready for your first bite. A simple idea to stop that annoying soggyness in your mouth. They retail at £4.95 not a bad little piece of investment.

Search for eatmecrunchy bowl on the firebox site.

Lets all laugh at Hampshire Police

Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe.

Eduardo Tackle - The Debate Continues

Yes it was horrific, yes it was career threatening, but is this all getting blown out of proportion to some extent. Martin Taylor went in wrecklessly and ended up snapping Eduardo's foot, it was appaling but Taylor didnt maliciously decide to break Eduardos foot the way he did.

Then we have Wenger and as much as I have respect for him as a manager because he undoubtedly is one of the best in the business, as a person he can be an absolute ass at times. His comments after the game were outrageous to say the least 'Taylor should be banned for life' then back tracking later in the day. The amount of controversy his Arsenal players have caused in the last 10 years, typical wenger has something happen to his precious team and he creates uproar in the media.

These wreckless challenges happen week in week out and this type of injury was bound to happen at some point. Taylor did deserve red but there have been worse tackles were players have escaped injurys. You only have to look back to last week to see the Arsenal players against Man Utd...

I feel refs should crack down on these dirty challenges, players should be shown red for these wild lunges, but at the end of the day this is football and unfortunately these horrific challengers occur.

Whats your views on the tackle leave comments below.