Nintendo Wii Fit for Sale

I am selling a Brand New and SEALED UK PAL Nintendo Wii Fit Balance Board

Included is:
Wii-Fit Balance Board
Wii-Fit Games
Batteries
Instruction Manual
ALL BRAND NEW, SEALED AND GENUINE PAL ENGLISH VERSION!

I am selling this for £100 they are sold out everywhere, I will accept paypal or collection from Brighton.

Ring me on 07857557381 or email just.vaughan@gmail.com for more information. I can provide an image to prove I do actually have the Wii Fit

This may seem somewhat dodgy but I need to sell it, and at the same time I can find out how effective blogging is for advertising items for sale.

Todays Lesson

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

The Corona Beer

While you can find many types of alcoholic drinks beer is one drink that is very popular with lots of people. Of the many types the Mexican beer verities are also quite popular. These beers from Mexico are ones that we are very familiar with. You have probably heard the names of these beers. They include beers like c.b., Anheuser-Busch beer varieties, Negra Modelo and others.

While you are probably going to find many different types of beer that you can drink while you are in Mexico these are the main verities for the most part. c.b. which is enjoyed in lots of countries is brewed in Grupo Modelo. This is the largest brewery that you will find in Mexico.
The beer that is produced by this brewery is of the highest quality.

The main countries where you will find people drinking different types of c.b. includes Canada, the US, Japan, Australia and even England. There are variations to the c.b. that is drunk by quite a lot of people.

While Corona Beer is very popular with beer lovers in different parts of the world, in Mexico there are certain domestic beer types which are firm favorites with the Mexicans themselves. These local beers are well known in various corners of Mexico.
C.b. has a large international following of enthusiastic lovers of its refreshing taste. The many connoisseurs of beer will tell you that this beer has a light, dry taste to it. You will it seems be able to taste the hops and malt which has been used to brew this excellent beer.

Now to make sure that your drinking experience of Corona Beer can be enjoyed at anytime of the day you should make sure that you have chilled the beer and then serve it with a slice of lime or lemon. The sour tasting citrus slices will enhance your appreciation of the different varieties of Corona Beer.

Besides drinking c.b. on its own this beer is also a fantastic accompaniment to fresh seafood and other light tasting food dishes. For a beer that is fabulous with food and friends there is no other choice that you can make. Try any of the Corona Beer varieties and see how well they fit into your day’s schedule. Once you have tried Corona beer you will never be satisfied with drinking anything else, as nothing is smoother than a Corona Beer.
Article source: ContentLog.com

Competition Time

I want to create abit of buzz around the net....so I am creating the first student geezer competition...

Basically all you have to do is send an email to the address below and write 'I want to win a prize'.. the winner will be chosen randomly and will receive season 1 of skins on DVD

The catch is the competition is only going to stand if I get at least 30 entrys so tell all your friends. the winner will be announced March 31st and the prize will be sent once the winner is chosen and they send their delivery details.

So write I want to win a prize to studentgeezer.competition@googlemail.com

Only available for U.K residents.....Get those emails coming in.

Nadine Velazquez From My Name Is Earl

WOW!!!! Now all fans of My Name Is Earl know she is drop dead gorgeous, now the latin beauty has down a shoot for the guys over at fhm check it out here......http://www.fhm.com/Site/Girls/CoverGirls/Article.aspx?Gallery=4560&Picture=1&GirlID=34820

No More Soggy Cereal, Fella!

The eatmecrunchy bowl from the online retailer firebox.com. This cool item separates your milk and cereal till you are ready for your first bite. A simple idea to stop that annoying soggyness in your mouth. They retail at £4.95 not a bad little piece of investment.

Search for eatmecrunchy bowl on the firebox site.

Lets all laugh at Hampshire Police

Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe.

Eduardo Tackle - The Debate Continues

Yes it was horrific, yes it was career threatening, but is this all getting blown out of proportion to some extent. Martin Taylor went in wrecklessly and ended up snapping Eduardo's foot, it was appaling but Taylor didnt maliciously decide to break Eduardos foot the way he did.

Then we have Wenger and as much as I have respect for him as a manager because he undoubtedly is one of the best in the business, as a person he can be an absolute ass at times. His comments after the game were outrageous to say the least 'Taylor should be banned for life' then back tracking later in the day. The amount of controversy his Arsenal players have caused in the last 10 years, typical wenger has something happen to his precious team and he creates uproar in the media.

These wreckless challenges happen week in week out and this type of injury was bound to happen at some point. Taylor did deserve red but there have been worse tackles were players have escaped injurys. You only have to look back to last week to see the Arsenal players against Man Utd...

I feel refs should crack down on these dirty challenges, players should be shown red for these wild lunges, but at the end of the day this is football and unfortunately these horrific challengers occur.

Whats your views on the tackle leave comments below.

Mario a little bit worse for wear

Mario off his head, in the world of grand theft auto. Pure Genius

Predict The Premiership

A great site I found that could give fantasy football a run for its money.

'To enter, all you have to do is to predict the scores of English Premiership matches. You start your career as a non-league predictor, but if your predictions are accurate you will quickly make it to the illustrious Premiership - the pinnacle of any predictor's career! But get too many scores wrong and you could be humiliated as you fail to rise from the bottom divisions...'

You can play on your own or set up mini leagues against your friends.

Whos got the balls to predict the result between Man Utd and Arsenal this Saturday then.
COME ON UNITED

http://www.predictthepremiership.com

More Teeside Tinhead....enjoy!

http://www.dubtoons.com

Favorite Food Joke

An elderly man lay dying on his bed. While suffering the agonies ofimpending death, he suddenly smelt the aroma of his favourite cheesesconeswafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and,with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, hecrawleddownstairs.
With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into thekitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already inheaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table,weredozens of his favourite scones.
Was it heaven?
Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixtyyears,seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great effort, he threw himself towards the table, landingonhis knees in a rumpled posture.
His parched lips parted.
He could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth,seeminglybringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest scone attheedge of the table, when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula byhiswife...
F**k off" She said, "They're for the funeral"

Now I Believe In Karma - What A Sunday Night

This is about one of those weird moments that happens very rarely but here it goes......

I was up in London for the weekend to go to a mates party, get trashed then come back to Brighton. My train to Brighton was from London Victoria so to travel from North London I had to purchase a one day travelcard for the tube

Once I had arrived at London Victoria I had no use for the day travelcard I had previously purchased, so I offered it to a bypasser as a kind gesture ....Karma Begins

Whilst walking towards the platform I was getting my train from, I bumped into a good friend from University very randomly, so we got on the train I had a can of one of his cheap beers and talked as you do about football, whats been going on in each of our lives lately.

It was at this point we kept getting repeatedly interrupted by a New Zealand fella who introduced himself as Santana....to cut long story short

We arrived at Brighton ready to go home when the guy Santana was insistence we go for a beer with him, being students and being broke I cudnt be asked, I just wanted to get home and chill out. The dude was prepared to buy us a beer to hangout with him as he was a tourist.. so what the hell we went along with it and went to the nearest pub.

and 5 pints later we were very merry...the new recruit was funding this drinkup how many times does this happen, it was definately Karma. I gave someone my still in use tube ticket, I received 5 free pints in a pub that evening from a stranger i met on the train.

Ok I have been watching way too much my name is earl

Started the week with Gerrards Slip lets all laugh at Rafa

'Great tricks Rafa'

Oh yes another site to have a browse at - http://www.i-am-bored.com

this blogs purpose is to help kill those 5 minutes of boredom whilst lounging around in your boxers at 3 in the afternoon . Well after visiting the site below you may never come back here...enjoy!

I am Bored

What an ass

Minutes away from reaching the african nations cup final, and Bikey from Reading ruins his chance to play, by pushing the physio - the moron.

Im in a humourous mood so laugh at these........

Found these whilst browsing the net.

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Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives. The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life." The next guy says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!" "That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say. "And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third. "Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!" "Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds." "Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. What did you bought her? I bought her a SCALE (weighing machine........................................................

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. She had to work that day, so she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he's ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" Some men just don't listen!

Public Service Announcement

Watch Live Football On The Net Free

http://livefooty.doctor-serv.com/

Great site, when ever a premiership game isn't on Sky, or Setanta, and you cant be bothered to wait for match of the day, go on here to stream matches from Chinese stations (dont worry the commentary is normally in English.

Enjoy!

Tesco Condoms

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store.As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.She asked, 'What size condoms?'The customer replied that he didn't know.She asked him to drop his trousers.He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over The intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5'The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most Of us was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.She asked him to drop his trousers.He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up The Intercom and said...
'Mop and bucket, Till 5'

Face Morpher - It Really Works

http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Transformer/

This site has given me and my friends a lot of laughter when just dossing about on the net.

Created by the guys at St.Andrews University, you upload an image of yourself, select your age rage, gender, and face type.

Once submitted you can select between a variety of options, such as what you would look like as a golden oldie, or even a chimp.

Now all you have to do is go through all those tagged pictures on facebook, transform images of your friends and tag them back on facebook

Great Find Chigs!

One of my house mates showed me this new trailer, of Fifa street 3 if your into freestyle tricks, this is pretty crazy.



Videos of my freestyle tricks will be up next week........

Gotta love the yanks

Heres another web 2.0 idea only the yanks can create http://juicycampus.com/ - Students are given the opportunity to say what ever the hell they like about other people. I can see where this is going - nothing wrong with abit of cyber bullying then.

More info at http://skynews.typepad.com/skydotcomnews/2008/02/as-a-student-go.html

Arent you glad we never got Harry Redknapp

I think we would of been abysmal with this hothead.



Harry Redknapps Portsmouth are only a decent team because of their money.......Ok everyteam in the premiership has wad loads of cash these days, but dont trust anyone that leaves for your rivals then comes back, then sells your top striker for a bargain to Man City. Lets see if Defoe can rekindle his form at portsmouth so Harry can prove me wrong

Strongest Beers

I remember when I was at a belgian bar, in the local town when I use to live in Spain, when the owner was telling us off the legendary 18% beer he had on draught, I wasnt into my beer back then but just made me wonder what are the strongest beers around that people in other nations consume on a daily basis. the guys over at http://www.ratebeer.com/ have it sussed with a list http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TopAlcohol.asp. A pint of Bos Solar Eclipse Imperial Stout please.

Left Over Scraps - Leave it to supercook.com

Clever, oh very clever, if only I found this when I started university. Not Just another site filled with recipes you can never recreate.

Add the ingredients you have left in your cupboard and supercook will search through its database and find you meals that you can make with the ingredients you have opted to include in the search.

This will certainly help you to find those cost cutting meals if your on a tight budget. So kill the microwave meals and be more spontaneous in the kitchen .

.....Defeats the object if all you have is Beer, Pot Noodles, and Baked Beans.

England Tonight - Owen To Start On The Bench

Well the team Capello has picked only includes two players from the croatia match. But Mr Owen (Even I'm loving this new respect order) is set to start on the bench, he couldnt really expect to walk in to the squad with his poor form for shambolic newcastle.

Mr. Young and Mr. Bentley look set to start, and if they continue club form for England, I will be very happy because big things are going to happen for these two. Hopefully we will see a new style to England, a stronger more organised team.

I think everyone will be satisfied with James in goal after his amazing season so far I believe Carson has a good future with England, but it is only fair that on form the best keeper starts.

The biggest shock is Wes Brown at right back taking over from Micah Richards. I have never been fully satisfied with injury plagued Brown, but he has played consistently well in a team that is battling on all fronts so we will see tonight if he can carry that form into England

Prediction 2-0 (I'm going with a Gerrard, and Joe Cole goal)

Whats your thoughts on the match tonight?

Flight Of The Conchords

I had never heard of these guys till my mate insisted I watch this video, then after popping into hmv realised they had a dvd on sale they must be quite popular then. Worth checking it out

Facebook Out Maka-Maka In

Is it just me but since your first day as a facebook user has your time spent on that oh so addictive site gradually decreased.

Its lost its appeal now that parents, and grandparents can view those dodgy pictures you have been tagged in or information on the girls you got with, its bloody annoying

Now that facebook has aligned themselves with Microsoft expect Google to come out of nowhere with a new social media revelation called Maka-Maka I wonder how long it will be before Google spearhead the social media trend

Great Concept For All You Designers - Bountee.com

Basically shop for unique shirts, create your own designs, sell them and make money.........

There are so many talented people I have met throughout my life that pursue their passion for art and fashion as a hobby in their spare time. A lot of people may have been encouraged to share designs with the world. Theres only so much babbling I can do, if your into art and think your designs kick ass www.bountee.com sign up and if your designs are given the thumbs up,..... it wont be too long before you see your designs on t-shirts when your walking down oxford street haha -

Dopey Git Stevie Gerrard

He looks set to be named captain on Wednesday but this is worth a laugh.

The Adventures Of TinHead - Be warned Rude Humour

This is my first post and I will start by introducing a hilarious website I found around 8 months ago, http://www.dubtoons.com/.

Alot of time may be spent viewing these short clips based on the adventures of Tin Tin, dubbed by some lads from Middlesborough.

Sign up to the site and start watching all the episodes.